|FUNNY WEDDING TOASTS|
WESTCHESTER COUNTY & HUDSON VALLEY WEDDING GUIDE
Funny Wedding Toasts
The best man's wedding toasts tend to be the most funny, although it's alright for anyone to make a funny toast, if it is in good taste.
The wedding toasts are often actually part of the wedding speeches given by the bride's father, the groom and the best man. Although any guest could really make a toast, those are the three participants who are expected to toast at a wedding.
For a wedding where humor will be appreciated, here are some funny wedding toasts to consider. If the wedding is a more "formal" affair, some of these wedding toasts might be better used at the bachelor party.
Funny Wedding Toasts from the Best Man
You know, the trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to actually prove it.
Love is a thousand miles long but comes in six inch installments.
Married life has many ups and downs. May all of yours be between the sheets!
A honeymoon should be like a table: four bare legs and no drawers.
Easy on the throttle, steady on the gears, roll her over gently and she'll last for many years.
To our wives and lovers - may they never meet!
She offered her honor,He honored her offer, and all night he was on her and off her.
To the two secrets to a long-lasting happy marriage: Here's to good sense of humor - and a short memory!
Never go to bed angry... always stay up and argue.
Always remember the three magic words: "You're right dear."
To the groom: Early in your marriage you will find it difficult to get the last word in any discussion. With time, though, you will learn how to always get the last two words in every discussion. Just make sure the words are "Yes dear."
Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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